D&T Commentaries! The Mummy (1999)

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Happy Memorial Day ladies and gentlemen! It’s a bold new era for us here, but I’m probably exaggerating a simple name change. Join us this week as Mr.Dragon and The Marvelous Iggy venture to the desert of Egypt for some good Tomb Raiding. Join us as we discuss the brutal process of mummification, Egyptian mythology, Iggy’s own nightmares, and count with us how many times Benny is indeed an asshole.

RPG Commentaries: Lincoln

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Your eyes do not deceive you! Yes, Mr. Dragon and The Marvelous Iggy tackle a film of sophistication. Join both of them as they chronicle the last term of Honest Abe’s as President of The United States, small trivia about the Civil War, and why Daniel Day Lewis is our generations greatest actor. All this and more on a political induced RPG Commentary.

RPG Commentaries: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

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With apologies from me for the lack of a commentary, thankfully faithful Kuhan stepped in and offered to do a LIVE STREAM COMMENTARY! What you’re about to listen to was originally streamed on twitch @ twitch.tv/kuhanluke . Join both of us as we look at a mediocre Ninja Turtles movie that hints at a romance between romance and a a teenage turtle, also Raphael’s strange urge to become a father. Just in time for TMNT: Out of The Shadows LET’S TIME TRAVEL TO FEUDAL JAPAN!

RPG Commentaries: The Amazing Spider-Man 2

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Civil War is finally upon us, but before we usher in Tom Holland as the latest actor to dawn the Spider suit we discuss the much aligned Amazing Spider-Man 2. Spectacular guests Zero Score and Kuhan join Mr. Dragon and The Marvelous Iggy to discuss the downfalls and upsides of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, also they take a few minutes to take their eyes away from Emma Stone to give y’all a sneak preview of Captain America: Civil War. This will be the last superhero marathon for a while ladies and gentlemen, I want to personally thank Zero and Kuhan for helping make the past two marathons absolutely awesome. See y’all at the movies folks!

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RPG Commentaries: The Amazing Spider-Man

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After the disaster of Spider-Man 3, Sony decided that it needed a fresh start for Spider-Man (otherwise they would have to give the rights back to Disney). So less than four years Sony rebooted everyone’s favorite wall crawler, and Kuhan rejoins us Zero Score, Mr.Dragon and The Marvelous Iggy discuss their love of Emma Stone and Dennis Leary, why does the Lizard look like a Ninja Turtle, and Emma Stone some more. All this and more on the penultimate chapter of the Spider-Man marathon!!

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RPG Commentaries: Spider-Man 3

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It’s finally time ladies and gentlemen to tackle what the majority consider to be the worst Spider-Man movie ever. Zero Score rejoins Mr.Dragon and The Marvelous Iggy to discuss the over use of villains, the characterization of Peter Parker as an asshole before he even puts on the symbiote costume, and of course the iconic pelvic thrust! All that and more on the latest edition to the Spider-Man marathon! Next up, IT’S REBOOT TIME!

RPG Commentaries: Spider-Man 2

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After the critical and huge box office success of the first ever live action Spider-Man film, of course Sony wanted to make a sequel. Join Mr.Dragon, The Marvelous Iggy, and once again special guest Zero Score to discuss what many consider to be the best superhero movie of all time. All that, plus your typical norm of sexual innuendos and more importantly how exactly do you pronounce Doc Ock? All this and more as we continue our march towards Civil War!

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RPG Commentaries: Spider-Man

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The road to Civil War has begun over here at RPG commentaries. In celebration of Spider-Man joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mr.Dragon, The Marvelous Iggy, and special guest Zero Score! witness the birth of Spider-Man as directed by Sam Rami! The three amigos discuss their first meetings with the wall crawler along with character issues between the movie and comics and just how rough this movie actually was. Also just to be clear, Willem Dafoe is the best actor in this movie, maybe J.K. Simmons. UP UP AND AWAY WEB!!

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ANNOUNCEMENT: THE SPIDER-MAN MARATHON!!!

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You thought we were done with marathons didn’t you!?!? As luck would have it, the latest installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is only a month away and a certain web head is officially coming home. So to celebrate this momentous occasion, The Marvelous Iggy and Mr.Dragon along with special guest Zero Score will commentate over all five Spider-Man movies! Grab your web shooters and tissue boxes, it’s gonna be a….wait for it….AN AMAZING TIME!!

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RPG Commentaries: Bench Warmers

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It’s almost Opening Day and Kuhan rejoins The Marvelous Iggy to celebrate the time of spring, than with a mediocre sports comedy staring Rob Scheinder. Seriously, we could have done Field of Dreams, Sandlot, A League of Their Own, or even Major League. So join Kuhan and The Marvelous Iggy as they talk the art of baseball and comedy. Also Jon Lovitz makes everything so much better.

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Kickin all sorts of Asgard

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While he gropes himself with eunuch fists, I sow my sole into his teeth and finger him for cash.

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